Created on: Monday, 20 May 2019
by Darren Beggs - AKA Bearded With Boys
Dear pre-bearded Darren, I see that your stupid behaviour has landed you in a homeless hostel. I know you think that you’re only 19 and having fun, but sometimes the...
Hello James at 22 years old, You won’t recognise me now, probably because you are slightly fatter, a bit more grey haired and a lot more tired all of the time. You don’t do...
A Letter to my Pre-Parent Self - Jonny McCambridge
Created on: Monday, 06 May 2019
by Jonny McCambridge
Dear Jonny Knowing you, as I do, I'm sure you will be rather chuffed to receive a written letter. It may be hard to imagine but this form of communication will become rare in...
Created on: Monday, 29 April 2019
by Colin Brown - A.K.A. DaddyDemented
Greetings Pre Parent Co... Oi, I’m talking to you! Yes you, the twit with the youthful complexion, thick head of brown hair & respectable waist size, put your beer down,...
A Letter to my Pre-Parent Self - Jemma Popcorn for Lunch
Created on: Wednesday, 26 September 2018
by Jemma at Popcorn for Lunch
Dear Annoyingly Thin, Pre-Parent Me,
I want you to do something.
Right now.
Go sniff your sofa. Go on.
What does it smell like? Febreeze? Your favourite perfume? Maybe...
Created on: Wednesday, 19 September 2018
by Clare Rimmer
To my pre-parent self,
I don’t want to panic you but…
Motherhood will turn you into an anxiety ridden worrier! I can remember vividly a dream I hadwhen I was heavily...
Created on: Wednesday, 12 September 2018
by Jillian Henning
Dear Jillian
How are things with you? I'm sure you are exhausted after that 3 week holiday across America! How was San Francisco and Vegas? You must love those places I'm...
Created on: Thursday, 06 September 2018
by Michelle Bradley
Dear pre-parent me,
You are probably reading this in bed. If it’s a weekend, its likely that you will stay there until 1pm then roll off the mattress, cook a hot...
Created on: Wednesday, 29 August 2018
by Angela McCann
Dear Angela,
I’m writing to you from beyond parenthood. You are fours years in and haven’t totally lost your marbles, so I thought it was time to share some of the...
Created on: Wednesday, 22 August 2018
by Samara Prentice
Dear Samara,
I am sorry to tell you this but you’re about to change. In fact, 7 years from now you’ll be unrecognisable. I know at the moment you don’t think...
